2009


In 2009 I I added two more stores: MySoti and Printfection. Unfortunately, they both proved to be disapointing in terms of sales. At least Printfection was an easy to use disapointment, so I continue to add items to my store there, but I eventually kicked MySoti to the curb.

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December '09


Panda Breeding
Cafepress
Zazzle: Dark, Light
Spreadshirt: Dark, Light
Printfection
OK, before you start sending angry emails I want you to think about this! What are the odds that chickens will go extinct any time soon? As long as people will pay to eat them, there will be chickens!

November '09


Strange Attractors Calendar
Cafepress
A fractal for every season. Twelve strange attractors made with Chaoscope decorate each month in this calendar.

October '09


Bricked
Cafepress
Zazzle
Spreadshirt
Printfection
"Keep your friends close and your enemies bricked up in the walls." Don't worry, they'll quiet down sooner or later. Also, I've found that a cask of amontillado can help.
Pandabal Lecter
Spreadshirt
For all the people out there who are certain of their uncertainty. Now in vector format so you can choose your own color scheme.
Hypnotic Eye - Ice
Cafepress: Wall Clock
Zazzle: Binder, Cards, Belt
Printfection: Cork Bottom Coaster
Strange attractor design in cold blue. This shape reminded me of a swirling, hypnotic eye when I first made it.
Hypnotic Eye - Flame
Cafepress: Wall Clock
Zazzle: Binder, Cards, Belt
Printfection: Cork Bottom Coaster
Strange attractor design in fiery red.
Hypnotic Eye - Bio
Cafepress: Wall Clock
Zazzle: Binder, Cards, Belt
Printfection: Cork Bottom Coaster
Strange attractor design in lively greens.
Hypnotic Eye - Rainbow
Cafepress: Wall Clock
Zazzle: Binder, Cards, Belt
Printfection: Cork Bottom Coaster
Strange attractor design in a rainbow of colors.
Glass Fractal
Cafepress: Mousepad
Zazzle: Binder,Cards
Printfection: Mousepad
Strange Attractor design on a black background. It reminded me of a three dimensional fractal made of spun glass.
Twisted Snail - Gold
Cafepress: Mousepad
Zazzle: Binder
Printfection: Mousepad
Strange attractor design in gold on a dark green background. This shape reminded me of a snail shell that had been twisted in strange directions when I first made it.
Twisted Snail - Cool
Cafepress: Mousepad
Zazzle: Binder
Printfection: Mousepad
Strange attractor design in cool colors on black.
Twisted Snail - Rainbow
Cafepress: Mousepad
Zazzle: Binder
Printfection: Mousepad
Strange attractor design in a rainbow of colors on black.
Noose Tie
Zazzle
Spreadshirt
I've never liked wearing ties. They make me feel like I'm being strangled very slowly all day long. If you're like me then let everyone know in this not so subtle way.

September '09


Devout Agnostic - Vector
Spreadshirt
For all the people out there who are certain of their uncertainty. Now in vector format so you can choose your own color scheme.

Update: I have given this symbol a name. It is an Interrofix.
Eyebrow Skull
Cafepress
Zazzle
Spreadshirt: Vector, No outlines
Printfection
MySoti
The skull isn't quite sure about you . . .

August '09


Egyptian Scarab
Cafepress
Zazzle: Shirt, Mug
Spreadshirt: Vector, Raster
MySoti: Men, Women
I looked up a lot of images of scarabs for a 3D model I was working on, so they kind of got in my head.
Peacock Feather
Zazzle: Tie, Cards
Peacock feather on a tie and on playing cards. Kind of self-explanatory, I guess.
Peacock Feather Flame
Tie, Cards
Also made a flaming red version, just because I thought it might look neat.

June '09


Umbrella Monster (CP)
Zazzle
MySoti: Men Women
The umbrella monster stands with its prehensile tongue upon the beach, poised for its prey.
Vitruvian Wolfman (CP)
Zazzle
Spreadshirt
MySoti
One of Leonardo da Vinci's lesser known works.

May '09


Zombies Rock (CP)
Spreadshirt
MySoti
Jeff the Zombie returns and this time he's got a guitar.
Robot Rights (CP)
Zazzle: Shirt Bumper
Spreadshirt: Normal Blank
"Support Robot Rights, while you still have the option!!" Make friends with your future robot overlords now. You may not have the chance later.

April '09


The Unstoppable Cancer (CP)
Zazzle
This may well be the most tasteless idea I've ever had. I apologize in advance for this one.
TUC Origins (CP)
Zazzle
Another poster, this time showing his amazing origin story!

March '09


Escher Ants: Poster Card Cards
A CG image inspired by M. C. Escher's Mobius Strip II, which has always been one of my favorites. It's nowhere near an exact reproduction, but it's good enough to make me happy.
Prometheants: Poster CardCards
A group of ants work together to lift aloft a magnifying glass. Now they are gods among ants.
Prometheants (CP)
Zazzle
Spreadshirt
Cartoon version for t-shirts.

February '09


Depressed Robot (CP)
Zazzle
Spreadshirt

January '09